One hand that shows how I've ran the last 6 months...

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 16:46 by Marliboco

That kind of action is all I have seen for months too. Too many players putting massive bets in or going all in with absolutely nothing. This never used to bother me, a fool and his money are soon parted, but for some reason the turn and the river seems to be very accomodating.

I have given it the benefit of the doubt too long. This site will be getting no more money off me thank you very much.

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 21:39 by Lemmo120

Terminator tonight:

Table #21625268 - Tournament #13211496 Table #61
Starting Hand #1036153114
Start time of hand: 05 Nov 2009 21:33:05
Last Hand #1036151462
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $100/$200
Button is at seat 2
Seat 1: floletoulousain (bounty value $15, bounty won $45) - $5,547
Seat 2: glasback (bounty value $15, bounty won $15) - $3,675
Seat 3: discomonkey (bounty value $15, bounty won $15) - $4,800
Seat 4: Lemmo120 (bounty value $15, bounty won $0) - $2,065
Seat 5: davybaby83 (bounty value $15, bounty won $0) - $5,110
Seat 6: hammerthrow (bounty value $15, bounty won $15) - $5,490
Moving Button to seat 3
Lemmo120 posts small blind ($100)
davybaby83 posts big blind ($200)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Ah As] to Lemmo120
hammerthrow folds
floletoulousain calls $200
glasback calls $200
discomonkey folds
Lemmo120 raises to $2,065 (all-in)
davybaby83 cries.
davybaby83 folds
discomonkey laughs his *** off.
floletoulousain folds
glasback calls $2,065
glasback shows [9d Qd]
Lemmo120 shows [Ah As]
davybaby83 can't believe it.
Dealing Flop [Ad 9s Kd]
Dealing Turn [3s]
Dealing River [5d]
Lemmo120 has Three of a Kind: Aces
glasback has Flush, Ace high
glasback wins $4,530 with: Flush, Ace high
glasback wins $15 bounty prize
glasback bounty value increases by $0
Lemmo120: ok
Seat 1: floletoulousain (bounty value $15, bounty won $45) - $5,347
Seat 2: glasback (bounty value $15, bounty won $30) - $6,140
Seat 3: discomonkey (bounty value $15, bounty won $15) - $4,800
Seat 4: Lemmo120 (bounty value $0, bounty won $0) - $0
Seat 5: davybaby83 (bounty value $15, bounty won $0) - $4,910
Seat 6: hammerthrow (bounty value $15, bounty won $15) - $5,490
floletoulousain laughs out loud.
Lemmo120: standard
davybaby83: OMG
End Of Hand #1036153114

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Posted: 06-Nov-2009 11:07 by SL0WMAN

I think the same thing happened to me exactly. I had Aces, all in A 9 then trip 9's courtesy of turn and river.....

I even belive i said "oh Fuck Off" lol

Seriously....

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Posted: 06-Nov-2009 17:03 by Lemmo120

Another day, more briliant hands:


Table #21647223 - Tournament #13216204 Table #1
Starting Hand #1037064924
Start time of hand: 06 Nov 2009 16:55:12
Last Hand #1037063343
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $100/$200
Button is at seat 6
Seat 1: merchucius - $3,835
Seat 3: ezoteric - $3,205
Seat 4: jansyl - $3,270
Seat 5: BigPush92 - $5,135
Seat 7: Lemmo120 - $7,415
Seat 8: rugbyboy - $3,505
Seat 9: lavaium - $4,090
Seat 10: XRIVERFISHX - $3,545
Moving Button to seat 7
rugbyboy posts small blind ($100)
lavaium posts big blind ($200)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Kd Js] to Lemmo120
Lemmo120: gg ul
XRIVERFISHX folds
merchucius folds
ezoteric has requested more time
ezoteric is using the time bank
ezoteric has 18 seconds remaining in the time bank
ezoteric folds
jansyl folds
BigPush92 folds
Lemmo120 raises to $500
rugbyboy folds
lavaium calls $500
Dealing Flop [Ad Qc Kc]
boylee: lmao
lavaium checks
Lemmo120 bets $725
lavaium calls $725
Dealing Turn [Qh]
lavaium checks
Lemmo120 checks
Dealing River [Ks]
BigPush92 is thinking.
lavaium bets $1,000
Lemmo120 raises to $6,190 (all-in)
BigPush92 can't believe it.
lavaium calls $2,865 (all-in)
rugbyboy can't believe it.
Returning $3,325 to Lemmo120 uncalled
Lemmo120 shows [Kd Js]
lavaium shows [As Ah]
Lemmo120 has Full House, Kings over Queens
lavaium has Full House, Aces over Kings
lavaium wins $8,280 with: Full House, Aces over Kings
Seat 1: merchucius - $3,835
Seat 3: ezoteric - $3,205
Seat 4: jansyl - $3,270
Seat 5: BigPush92 - $5,135
Seat 7: Lemmo120 - $3,325
Seat 8: rugbyboy - $3,405
Seat 9: lavaium - $8,280
Seat 10: XRIVERFISHX - $3,545
BigPush92 acknowledges a nice hand.
End Of Hand #1037064924

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Posted: 06-Nov-2009 17:20 by Lemmo120

Ok seriously might be time to consider quitting:

Table #21647223 - Tournament #13216204 Table #1
Starting Hand #1037094197
Start time of hand: 06 Nov 2009 17:17:36
Last Hand #1037093472
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $150/$300
Button is at seat 3
Seat 1: merchucius - $3,710
Seat 3: ezoteric - $7,085
Seat 4: jansyl - $6,610
Seat 5: BigPush92 - $3,210
Seat 7: Lemmo120 - $2,230
Seat 8: rugbyboy - $4,025
Seat 9: lavaium - $7,130
Moving Button to seat 4
merchucius posts ante of $25
ezoteric posts ante of $25
jansyl posts ante of $25
BigPush92 posts ante of $25
Lemmo120 posts ante of $25
rugbyboy posts ante of $25
lavaium posts ante of $25
BigPush92 posts small blind ($150)
Lemmo120 posts big blind ($300)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Ad Ks] to Lemmo120
rugbyboy folds
lavaium folds
merchucius folds
ezoteric folds
jansyl folds
BigPush92 raises to $3,185 (all-in)
Lemmo120 calls $2,205 (all-in)
Returning $980 to BigPush92 uncalled
BigPush92 shows [Kc 3c]
Lemmo120 shows [Ad Ks]
Dealing Flop [3d Jc Kd]
Dealing Turn [5s]
Dealing River [4c]
Lemmo120: lol.....
BigPush92 has Two Pairs: Kings, 3s
BigPush92 wins $4,585 with: Two Pairs: Kings, 3s
Lemmo120: seriously
BigPush92: ul sry
Seat 1: merchucius - $3,685
Seat 3: ezoteric - $7,060
Seat 4: jansyl - $6,585
Seat 5: BigPush92 - $5,565
Seat 7: Lemmo120 - $0
Seat 8: rugbyboy - $4,000
Seat 9: lavaium - $7,105
rugbyboy can't believe it.
End Of Hand #1037094197

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Posted: 06-Nov-2009 17:26 by QuadroxXx

Drunken womana pantyhose and beer join the party lemmo

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Posted: 06-Nov-2009 18:25 by Lemmo120

I've had about 6 of these in 9 games now in a row:

Table #21652115 - STT #13236753
Starting Hand #1037181567
Start time of hand: 06 Nov 2009 18:21:41
Last Hand #1037181134
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $20/$40
Button is at seat 1
Seat 1: Lemmo120 - $1,370
Seat 2: DreamEye - $1,630
Moving Button to seat 2
DreamEye posts small blind ($20)
Lemmo120 posts big blind ($40)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Ks Kd] to Lemmo120
DreamEye raises to $120
Lemmo120 raises to $280
DreamEye calls $280
Dealing Flop [8c 2c Jh]
Lemmo120 bets $240
DreamEye raises to $1,350 (all-in)
Lemmo120 calls $1,090 (all-in)
Returning $260 to DreamEye uncalled
Lemmo120 shows [Ks Kd]
DreamEye shows [8d 6h]
Dealing Turn [5c]
Dealing River [6d]
DreamEye has Two Pairs: 8s, 6s
DreamEye wins $2,740 with: Two Pairs: 8s, 6s
DreamEye says yes.
Lemmo120: fuck off
Seat 1: Lemmo120 - $0
Seat 2: DreamEye - $3,000
End Of Hand #1037181567

Good night.

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Posted: 06-Nov-2009 19:49 by QuadroxXx

Seems pkr is not ment for people like us like your comment afterwards

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 02:18 by Lemmo120

Back after being out all night, normal service resumed


Table #21667265 - STT #13245329
Starting Hand #1037849448
Start time of hand: 07 Nov 2009 02:10:24
Last Hand #1037848945
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $10/$20
Button is at seat 2
Seat 1: Lemmo120 - $1,460
Seat 2: dobschutz - $1,540
Moving Button to seat 1
Lemmo120 posts small blind ($10)
dobschutz posts big blind ($20)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [8d Ad] to Lemmo120
Lemmo120 raises to $70
dobschutz calls $70
Dealing Flop [9d Ah 4c]
dobschutz bets $140
Lemmo120 calls $140
Dealing Turn [Js]
dobschutz bets $420
Lemmo120 raises to $1,250 (all-in)
dobschutz calls $1,250
Lemmo120 shows [8d Ad]
dobschutz shows [Qd Kd]
Dealing River [Ts]
Lemmo120 has One Pair: Aces
dobschutz says thank you.
dobschutz has Straight, Ace high
dobschutz wins $2,920 with: Straight, Ace high
Seat 1: Lemmo120 - $0
Seat 2: dobschutz - $3,000
End Of Hand #1037849448

Out of interest how do you impose a chat ban on yourself? I severely lost it with this last guy after he said thankyou. Do I just speak to live chat?

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 02:37 by Lemmo120

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Table #21667503 - STT #13245455
Starting Hand #1037868649
Start time of hand: 07 Nov 2009 02:33:20
Last Hand #1037868423
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $30/$60
Button is at seat 2
Seat 1: spinki - $2,110
Seat 2: Lemmo120 - $890
Moving Button to seat 1
spinki posts small blind ($30)
Lemmo120 posts big blind ($60)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [9c As] to Lemmo120
spinki raises to $120
Lemmo120 raises to $890 (all-in)
spinki calls $890
spinki shows [Ac 5s]
Lemmo120 shows [9c As]
Dealing Flop [3s Jh Qs]
Dealing Turn [5c]
Dealing River [5d]
Lemmo120 has One Pair: 5s
spinki has Three of a Kind: 5s
spinki wins $1,780 with: Three of a Kind: 5s
Lemmo120: lol
Seat 1: spinki - $3,000
Seat 2: Lemmo120 - $0
End Of Hand #1037868649

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 03:13 by Lemmo120

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Table #21667643 - Tournament #13227265 Table #6
Starting Hand #1037892210
Start time of hand: 07 Nov 2009 03:06:52
Last Hand #1037891215
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $30/$60
Button is at seat 1
Seat 1: Barnickel - $3,635
Seat 2: moznoonan - $2,980
Seat 3: stefanitto - $2,120
Seat 4: caban - $7,010
Seat 5: domino1210 - $2,570
Seat 6: 1337n00b - $3,060
Seat 7: lsabeIIe - $3,435
Seat 8: millionerfs - $2,030
Seat 9: Saberos - $3,350
Seat 10: Lemmo120 - $2,860
Moving Button to seat 2
stefanitto posts small blind ($30)
caban posts big blind ($60)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Kh Ah] to Lemmo120
lsabeIIe cheers at domino1210.
domino1210 folds
1337n00b folds
lsabeIIe calls $60
lsabeIIe does a little dance for domino1210.
millionerfs calls $60
Saberos folds
domino1210 laughs out loud.
domino1210 says thank you, lsabeIIe.
domino1210 does a little dance for lsabeIIe.
lsabeIIe winks at domino1210.
lsabeIIe says you're welcome to domino1210.
domino1210 winks at lsabeIIe.
Lemmo120 raises to $300
Barnickel folds
moznoonan folds
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
stefanitto calls $300
caban folds
lsabeIIe folds
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
millionerfs folds
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
Dealing Flop [Ac Ks 8s]
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
stefanitto checks
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
Lemmo120 bets $385
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
stefanitto calls $385
lsabeIIe spreads her chips.
Dealing Turn [Qs]
stefanitto checks
Lemmo120 bets $2,175 (all-in)
domino1210 tells Lemmo120 he can't believe it.
stefanitto calls $1,435 (all-in)
Returning $740 to Lemmo120 uncalled
stefanitto shows [8c 8d]
Lemmo120 shows [Kh Ah]
Dealing River [6c]
Lemmo120 has Two Pairs: Aces, Kings
stefanitto has Three of a Kind: 8s
stefanitto wins $4,420 with: Three of a Kind: 8s
Lemmo120: sick flops own
Seat 1: Barnickel - $3,635
Seat 2: moznoonan - $2,980
Seat 3: stefanitto - $4,420
Seat 4: caban - $6,950
Seat 5: domino1210 - $2,570
Seat 6: 1337n00b - $3,060
Seat 7: lsabeIIe - $3,375
Seat 8: millionerfs - $1,970
Seat 9: Saberos - $3,350
Seat 10: Lemmo120 - $740
1337n00b remarks on that being unlucky.
End Of Hand #1037892210

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 08:37 by tkeeney

its all coming out now,people are getting really pissed off and lets face it who can blame them.
its now getting beyond funny!!
Retard play being rewarded on the river.
The site is becoming a fucking joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 09:55 by gasogas

My deepstack exit,

Table #21656446 - Tournament #13211563 Table #17
Starting Hand #1037499016
Start time of hand: 06 Nov 2009 21:52:55
Last Hand #1037496650
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $200/$400
Button is at seat 8
Seat 1: besa007 - $15,875
Seat 2: zzdmg86 - $46,220
Seat 4: Tullemor - $40,900
Seat 5: TheSqueeze - $8,947
Seat 6: ThorOttesen - $11,668
Seat 7: gasogas - $10,975
Seat 8: paoloca - $19,423
Seat 9: oswaldo34 - $26,331
Seat 10: wets11 - $6,713
Moving Button to seat 9
besa007 posts ante of $25
zzdmg86 posts ante of $25
Tullemor posts ante of $25
TheSqueeze posts ante of $25
ThorOttesen posts ante of $25
gasogas posts ante of $25
paoloca posts ante of $25
oswaldo34 posts ante of $25
wets11 posts ante of $25
wets11 posts small blind ($200)
besa007 posts big blind ($400)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Ah 3h] to gasogas
zzdmg86 folds
Tullemor calls $400
TheSqueeze calls $400
ThorOttesen has requested more time
ThorOttesen is using the time bank
ThorOttesen has 64 seconds remaining in the time bank
ThorOttesen folds
gasogas calls $400
paoloca folds
oswaldo34 calls $400
wets11 calls $400
besa007 checks
Dealing Flop [3d 4d 3s]
wets11 checks
besa007 checks
Tullemor bets $800
TheSqueeze raises to $4,000
gasogas raises to $10,550 (all-in)
oswaldo34 folds
wets11 folds
besa007 folds
Tullemor folds
TheSqueeze calls $8,522 (all-in)
Returning $2,028 to gasogas uncalled
TheSqueeze shows [8h 8c]
gasogas shows [Ah 3h]
Dealing Turn [Ac]
Dealing River [8d]
gasogas has Full House, 3s over Aces
TheSqueeze has Full House, 8s over 3s
TheSqueeze wins $20,469 with: Full House, 8s over 3s
gasogas can't believe it.
Seat 1: besa007 - $15,450
Seat 2: zzdmg86 - $46,195
Seat 4: Tullemor - $39,675
Seat 5: TheSqueeze - $20,469
Seat 6: ThorOttesen - $11,643
Seat 7: gasogas - $2,028
Seat 8: paoloca - $19,398
Seat 9: oswaldo34 - $25,906
Seat 10: wets11 - $6,288
End Of Hand #1037499016


Table #21656446 - Tournament #13211563 Table #17
Starting Hand #1037502228
Start time of hand: 06 Nov 2009 21:54:58
Last Hand #1037499016
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $200/$400
Button is at seat 9
Seat 1: besa007 - $15,450
Seat 2: zzdmg86 - $46,195
Seat 4: Tullemor - $39,675
Seat 5: TheSqueeze - $20,469
Seat 6: ThorOttesen - $11,643
Seat 7: gasogas - $2,028
Seat 8: paoloca - $19,398
Seat 9: oswaldo34 - $25,906
Seat 10: wets11 - $6,288
Moving Button to seat 10
besa007 posts ante of $25
zzdmg86 posts ante of $25
Tullemor posts ante of $25
TheSqueeze posts ante of $25
ThorOttesen posts ante of $25
gasogas posts ante of $25
paoloca posts ante of $25
oswaldo34 posts ante of $25
wets11 posts ante of $25
besa007 posts small blind ($200)
zzdmg86 posts big blind ($400)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [3h Kh] to gasogas
gasogas: what a fuking joke
Tullemor calls $400
TheSqueeze folds
ThorOttesen folds
TheSqueeze: ul
gasogas raises to $2,003 (all-in)
paoloca folds
oswaldo34 folds
wets11 folds
besa007 folds
gasogas: orly
zzdmg86 folds
Tullemor calls $2,003
Tullemor shows [3c 4c]
gasogas shows [3h Kh]
Dealing Flop [Jh 5c Ad]
wets11 chuckles.
gasogas can't believe it.
Dealing Turn [7c]
TheSqueeze: what can i say man
Dealing River [Qc]
gasogas has High Card: Ace
Tullemor has Flush, Queen high
Tullemor wins $4,831 with: Flush, Queen high
Seat 1: besa007 - $15,225
Seat 2: zzdmg86 - $45,770
Seat 4: Tullemor - $42,478
Seat 5: TheSqueeze - $20,444
Seat 6: ThorOttesen - $11,618
Seat 7: gasogas - $0
Seat 8: paoloca - $19,373
Seat 9: oswaldo34 - $25,881
Seat 10: wets11 - $6,263
End Of Hand #1037502228.......

And end of PKR

btw Squeeze, did u found Pativey magik code?Probably...
Personnally, i'm gone try to find it elsewhere....
Bye 3D, bye all racists, bye all f*****g r****beef

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 11:23 by QuadroxXx

damn lemmo thats not normal, im quite lucky i won yesterday

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 14:33 by arron77

Squeeze's call is bad imo

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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 18:19 by Lemmo120

Not like Squeeze can ever fold after he raises to 4k, however still a sick 2 outer. However Squeeze got brutalised for months on end at one point so he knows what it's like too. Nice to see him on the other end for once to be honest, maybe my turn will come eventually :p

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Posted: 08-Nov-2009 12:09 by IneedUrChips

its all coming out now,people are getting really pissed off and lets face it who can blame them.
its now getting beyond funny!!
Retard play being rewarded on the river.
The site is becoming a fucking joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tkeeney, 07/11/2009

Can someone track this guy down and put him out of his misery?

OT, lemmo, from what ive seen/know about u, u seem to be semi-decent and prolly someone that understands the game's variance, however, I dont really get what ur plan is by posting these hands?

Best thing imo is to start analysing ur own game, rather than blaming variance solely for the results u have.

U can run worse than a limp dwarf, but that doesnt necessarily mean u cant win anymore, avoiding showdowns and outplaying postflop/preflop is a start.

The reason why loads of pro's keep dominating the games is because they don't or at least very rarely risk their entire stack to the faith of the dealer..

Anyway, gl

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Posted: 08-Nov-2009 14:21 by QuadroxXx

INUC, Thats what im training myself. So far good results and far more important unlucky on the bubble but i get to the bubble atleast.

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Posted: 08-Nov-2009 17:39 by Fortet

+1 IneedUrChips
Well said m8 and u might add that every poker player must learn all the time, u are never good enough ( ok chips i know, u know it all LOL )

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Posted: 08-Nov-2009 17:58 by Lemmo120

@INUC, probably just a way of venting really so I don't do it at the table

Funny thing is I've analysed my game alot recently and makes me wonder if I'm infact getting worse to be honest lol.

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Posted: 08-Nov-2009 23:28 by arron77

Inregards to previous comment, I actually think it's a insta-fold given the aciton. But nevermind.

Yeah, advice - sit down and say fuck it who cares if I get a bad beat. Only play 4 games in a row, then take a break. Even if you win all 4.