Golfpro699 a joke?

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 08:06 by MrTourette

These types of posts make me laugh.

The so-called "jokes" that you criticise, sit down at tables with a stack that is probably 5 times your whole bankroll.

When you have the roll (I doubt you ever will) to sit down at NL5000, you can pass comment on how these players play.

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 08:48 by Robbieweeza

For a joke this isn't very funny. You're a dumbass.

Also, I thoroughly disagree with your status.

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 09:31 by Kakabuku

I also watched this HU and Golfpro lost most of the crucial coinflips for all his stack because 1)Goldeneyehd picked up premium hand after premium hand and 2) he hit!! I have to confess though that some of Golfpros's all in decisions were on the verge of being tilt decisions... He blew his max. reloaded stack 6-7 times in half an hour!!!
But anyway, respect to him, he has the guts to play for so much money and is willing to take some chances.

I learned a lot about HU play from watching this game but at least had the decency to keep my mouth shut and let the players play. It was a disgrace how the author of this thread and a few others were having a go at Golfpro. They couldn't keep their mouth shut for a second and it was all trash talk. Funny was though that you could tell from their comments that they couldn't tell the difference between a club and a diamond, they had no clue what was going on at this table. This thread more or less proves the point.

@ Tourette & Robbie: You're spot on!
@ Flesicher: The more you mock others, the more you tell us about yourself and the picture I'm getting from you ain't pretty. Attacking someone who is already down is not very nobel. I would suggest to challenge Golfpro yourself one of these days at a $25/$50 HU table. If you don't you're nothing but a coward with a very big mouth and filthy language to me.

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 10:34 by metalix31400

ou sont passé les table a 10 cent's frre ?? pourquoi pkr ne previen t'il pas?
comprend pas le sit

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 11:26 by ScottyStarburst

lol

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 12:45 by mike456111

HI,
what a bad post omg. flesicher you don't know what your talking about.
HU is a very hard game especially against a good opponnent like golden. I'm sure golfpro had a really good reason for every play he made.

I must say good job golden, once again he as proven he can compete very well at the highest level on this site. Keep it up you'll have a Ferrari

mike456111

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 14:08 by golfpro699

Golfpro is a joke, prob one of the biggest fish on the site. Even if u stack him, he'll keep reloading and reloading.

Next time golden takes a break jump in full stacked on multiple tables please and show him who's boss!

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 14:16 by satfat

^^^ made me lol.. guess u r a joke!

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 19:53 by flesicher123

Golfpro, please post a pokertracker spreadsheet of your wins/losses this year. I am a 1/2, 2/4 HU reg and i bet my profits are bigger than yours (mainly because your a losing player).
If i had a roll to play 25/50 (or PKR give me that roll like they gave to you) I would play you everyday for the rest of my life

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 19:57 by Modge

^^
Second giant cock I've seen on the forums tonight.

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 20:01 by arron77

He really has an obligation to show you the spreadsheet doesn't he?

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 20:03 by scarfacechen

I also watched this HU and Golfpro lost most of the crucial coinflips for all his stack because 1)Goldeneyehd picked up premium hand after premium hand and 2) he hit!! I have to confess though that some of Golfpros's all in decisions were on the verge of being tilt decisions... He blew his max. reloaded stack 6-7 times in half an hour!!!
But anyway, respect to him, he has the guts to play for so much money and is willing to take some chances.

I learned a lot about HU play from watching this game but at least had the decency to keep my mouth shut and let the players play. It was a disgrace how the author of this thread and a few others were having a go at Golfpro. They couldn't keep their mouth shut for a second and it was all trash talk. Funny was though that you could tell from their comments that they couldn't tell the difference between a club and a diamond, they had no clue what was going on at this table. This thread more or less proves the point.

@ Tourette & Robbie: You're spot on!
@ Flesicher: The more you mock others, the more you tell us about yourself and the picture I'm getting from you ain't pretty. Attacking someone who is already down is not very nobel. I would suggest to challenge Golfpro yourself one of these days at a $25/$50 HU table. If you don't you're nothing but a coward with a very big mouth and filthy language to me.

Kakabuku, 04/11/2009

+1 good post

dumbass wannabe trash talking railer.. all mouth and no balls.

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 20:18 by Robbieweeza

i bet my profits are bigger than yours (mainly because your a losing player)

If the main reason for you to think your profits are bigger is that he's a losing player, then that means you are only barely a winning player (as you're basing your conclusion on the assumption that golfpro has -0 profit). May I estimate your career winnings on $83.cock, sir?

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 20:58 by marvinc023

LOL flesicher123... your a douche

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 21:27 by fishin4chips

If i had a roll to play 25/50

flesicher123, 04/11/2009

Well you don't. Now gtfo OP.

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 22:31 by golfpro699

Golfpro, please post a pokertracker spreadsheet of your wins/losses this year. I am a 1/2, 2/4 HU reg and i bet my profits are bigger than yours (mainly because your a losing player).
If i had a roll to play 25/50 (or PKR give me that roll like they gave to you) I would play you everyday for the rest of my life

flesicher123, 04/11/2009


i dont need to wave an edick cos im too balla to care.

the only reason i recognise ure name is cos ure the clown that sits in 25/50 games but has never played a hand, thus serving the purpose of sitting in seats that i want to fill. thats it.

but please, i need new blood in my games please please come sit (and post the blinds), dw about bankroll management, its only a myth

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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 23:58 by satfat

no andrew u were balla till u wrote the above. kinda sho3s it gotto u~!!

i srsly hope u have chat off when playing and if not remember tht 90% r busto NL4 plyrs and 100% of guys who talk smak r busto NL4 plyrs

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 00:04 by discomonkey

" (or PKR give me that roll like they gave to you)"

i love how these fools think pkr just open cheque book us," dont worry about if u lose we will give you 100k more tomorrow.........."

so why are we all not playing 25/50 if we are rolled by pkr??

geniuses like fleischer are too funy for words, he may actually be able to take some of his thoughts/posts and stand in front of a acrowd and read them out he would get a lot of laughs i bet.

wp sir

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 00:20 by satfat

lol disco. i cant believe anyone believes u get more thn a coupla free tighty whitey vest tops to wear down the local 'boys club'

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 00:50 by discomonkey

lols, we obv get certain benefits, but its pretty stupid to think they just bankroll us .....

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 01:13 by emekulate

Golf vs Fleisher HU nl400 IMHO

Side bets?

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 02:06 by marvinc023

Now this is a great idea Emeka.

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 03:29 by flesicher123

Robbieweeza your a fish so please dont dicuss poker. Nice $83 guess though, you just forgot the 3 0's after it as a yearly wage.
First things first Robbie, i challenge you to heads up 400nl max, so that will be his last post well be seeing off him gentleman.
I am very interested in playing golf at 400NL but i doubt he is considering hes freeroling 25/50. Also, if any of you losing player idiots had any sense, you would put all your money on me winning (I want you to win so you can donk it off to me after)
One more problem, off too Australia for 5 months on November 16 (all paid for by you guys) will bring a laptop but wont play everyday so not up for a big challenge as i cant play a lot after that date.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Manderin. Hot Rocks. Diiiiiaaabyyyy. Greg Resudski. Mooooore. Youll learn kid.

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 04:15 by doctorfun

this thread is awesome. I wanna watch fliescher get destroyed by golf at 1k (doubt golf will play lower).
Hit me up for hu too if u want fliesicher, i play as bad as golf too

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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 05:01 by flesicher123

^^^please dont talk you went busto a long time ago