A wise man once told me...
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Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:29
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...Never put your willy in a turtle's mouth.
Anyone else got any pearls of wisdom?
And my old man's favourite:
If you can't beat them, have them beaten.
lol
Posted: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:17 by jaywhat
Never rub another mans rhubarb...
Posted: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:32 by arron77
A good sh*t is better than bad sex.
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/think, whoever made this hadn't met Jabba
im sorry but how do u know u shudnt put ur willy in a turtles gob
im sorry but how do u know u shudnt put ur willy in a turtles gob
studaholic, 03/09/2009
Lmao yup was wondering that too but really didn't like to ask /chuckle
And on that note I'm off to bed lol
Wisdom from my 5y old boy.
(Me)were you bad at school...do i have to spank you!?
(Son)No i was good today...my butt was prepared!
Nice on jabs!
Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
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