Posted: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:06 by royals
{} Royals walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quigk glance, and then casully looks at his watch for a moment. the woman notices this and asks, is your date running late?
{} No he replies. HQ's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.
{} The intrigued woman says, a state-of-the-art watch? whats so special about it?
{} Royals explanes, it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
{} the lady says whats it telling you now?
{} Well it says that your not wearing any panties...
{} the woman giggles and repies, well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!
{} Royals taps his watch and says, dame things an hour fast... :}