Hope you put your watch back an hour

By royals

3 posts 06 Nov 2009 18:06

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{} Royals walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quigk glance, and then casully looks at his watch for a moment. the woman notices this and asks, is your date running late?
{} No he replies. HQ's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.
{} The intrigued woman says, a state-of-the-art watch? whats so special about it?
{} Royals explanes, it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
{} the lady says whats it telling you now?
{} Well it says that your not wearing any panties...
{} the woman giggles and repies, well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!
{} Royals taps his watch and says, dame things an hour fast... :}

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Pkr1princess

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Lmao excellent Happy that would work for me sad as it seems but a guy with that sense humour would be worth it lol Tongue Out

royals

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lol prinny, good humour always works for me.

andymarius

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hilarious.
/fan

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