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Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:38
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#1
Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:38 by Crocetti

Edited: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:52 by Crocetti

As it starts getting ridiculous how PKR is fucking me right now, I just post my amusing hands from now on.

Just for me.
Comments are welcome though.

All hands are taken from SNGs.
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#2
Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:38 by Crocetti

Table #21986292 - STT #13431438
Starting Hand #1051899453
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 00:05:50
Last Hand #1051898459
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $300/$600
Button is at seat 6
Seat 3: Crocetti - $2,500
Seat 4: Rab116 - $6,752
Seat 6: Portal21 - $2,748
Moving Button to seat 3
Crocetti posts ante of $75
Rab116 posts ante of $75
Portal21 posts ante of $75
Rab116 posts small blind ($300)
Portal21 posts big blind ($600)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
Portal21 can't believe it.
Crocetti raises to $2,425 (all-in)
Rab116 folds
Portal21 calls $2,425
Crocetti shows
Portal21 shows
Dealing Flop
Portal21 acknowledges a nice hand.
Dealing Turn
Dealing River
Crocetti has One Pair: 9s
Portal21 has Two Pairs: Kings, 9s
Portal21 wins $5,375 with: Two Pairs: Kings, 9s
Seat 3: Crocetti - $0
Seat 4: Rab116 - $6,377
Seat 6: Portal21 - $5,623
End Of Hand #1051899453
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#3
Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:41 by Crocetti

Edited: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:45 by Crocetti

hurrayyyy...

Table #21989908 - STT #13433748
Starting Hand #1052060387
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 03:14:01
Last Hand #1052060076
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $200/$400
Button is at seat 4
Seat 2: Subvibe - $3,515
Seat 3: Crocetti - $2,480
Seat 4: SophieThePlayer - $6,005
Moving Button to seat 4
Subvibe posts ante of $50
Crocetti posts ante of $50
SophieThePlayer posts ante of $50
Subvibe posts small blind ($200)
Crocetti posts big blind ($400)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
SophieThePlayer raises to $5,955 (all-in)
Subvibe folds
Crocetti calls $2,430 (all-in)
Returning $3,525 to SophieThePlayer uncalled
Crocetti shows
SophieThePlayer shows
Subvibe cheers.
Dealing Flop
Dealing Turn
SophieThePlayer cheers.
Dealing River
SophieThePlayer has Three of a Kind: 5s
SophieThePlayer wins $5,210 with: Three of a Kind: 5s
Seat 2: Subvibe - $3,265
Seat 3: Crocetti - $0
Seat 4: SophieThePlayer - $8,735
Subvibe cries.
End Of Hand #1052060387
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#4
Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:48 by Crocetti

Table #21986734 - STT #13431757
Starting Hand #1051960730
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 00:59:06
Last Hand #1051960308
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $400/$800
Button is at seat 3
Seat 3: Crocetti - $6,875
Seat 5: GroovingPict - $5,125
Moving Button to seat 5
Crocetti posts ante of $100
GroovingPict posts ante of $100
GroovingPict posts small blind ($400)
Crocetti posts big blind ($800)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
GroovingPict raises to $4,000
Crocetti raises to $6,775 (all-in)
GroovingPict calls $5,025 (all-in)
Returning $1,750 to Crocetti uncalled
Crocetti shows
GroovingPict shows
Dealing Flop
GroovingPict laughs his *** off.
Dealing Turn
Dealing River
Crocetti has One Pair: 5s
GroovingPict has Three of a Kind: 5s
GroovingPict wins $10,250 with: Three of a Kind: 5s
Seat 3: Crocetti - $1,750
Seat 5: GroovingPict - $10,250
End Of Hand #1051960730

and the final hand...

Table #21986734 - STT #13431757
Starting Hand #1051961398
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 00:59:47
Last Hand #1051960730
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $400/$800
Button is at seat 5
Seat 3: Crocetti - $1,750
Seat 5: GroovingPict - $10,250
Moving Button to seat 3
Crocetti posts ante of $100
GroovingPict posts ante of $100
Crocetti posts small blind ($400)
GroovingPict posts big blind ($800)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
Crocetti raises to $1,650 (all-in)
Crocetti says well played.
GroovingPict calls $1,650
Crocetti shows
GroovingPict shows
Dealing Flop
Dealing Turn
Dealing River
Crocetti has Two Pairs: 7s, 6s
GroovingPict has Straight, 8 high
GroovingPict wins $3,500 with: Straight, 8 high
GroovingPict says good game!
Seat 3: Crocetti - $0
Seat 5: GroovingPict - $12,000
Crocetti says well played.
End Of Hand #1051961398
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#5
Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:50 by Crocetti

yeah, nice one!

Table #21994407 - STT #13436359
Starting Hand #1052262885
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 11:08:31
Last Hand #1052262678
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $125/$250
Button is at seat 3
Seat 1: Rayzor8 - $7,165
Seat 3: Crocetti - $1,705
Seat 5: martlad - $3,130
Moving Button to seat 5
Rayzor8 posts small blind ($125)
Crocetti posts big blind ($250)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
martlad folds
Rayzor8 raises to $7,165 (all-in)
Crocetti calls $1,705 (all-in)
Returning $5,460 to Rayzor8 uncalled
Rayzor8 shows
Crocetti shows
Dealing Flop
Crocetti laughs her *** off.
Dealing Turn
Dealing River
Rayzor8 has Flush, Ace high
Rayzor8 wins $3,410 with: Flush, Ace high
Seat 1: Rayzor8 - $8,870
Seat 3: Crocetti - $0
Seat 5: martlad - $3,130
Crocetti chuckles.
End Of Hand #1052262885
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Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:56 by Crocetti

Edited: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:57 by Crocetti

what else...

Table #21978082 - STT #13426632
Starting Hand #1051539838
Start time of hand: 16 Nov 2009 20:28:52
Last Hand #1051537087
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $100/$200
Button is at seat 6
Seat 1: joejo2 - $4,680
Seat 3: Crocetti - $930
Seat 5: 18031972 - $1,335
Seat 6: christianne29 - $5,055
Moving Button to seat 1
Crocetti posts small blind ($100)
18031972 posts big blind ($200)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
Crocetti: what are u on?
christianne29 raises to $450
Crocetti: A7
Crocetti: omg
joejo2 folds
Crocetti raises to $930 (all-in)
18031972 folds
christianne29 calls $930
Crocetti shows
christianne29 shows
Dealing Flop
Dealing Turn
Dealing River
Crocetti has Two Pairs: 10s, 9s
christianne29 has Two Pairs: 10s, 9s
christianne29 wins $2,060 with: Two Pairs: 10s, 9s
Seat 1: joejo2 - $4,680
Seat 3: Crocetti - $0
Seat 5: 18031972 - $1,135
Seat 6: christianne29 - $6,185
End Of Hand #1051539838
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Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:16 by Crocetti

Bravo!

Table #21995596 - STT #13437110
Starting Hand #1052359645
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 13:12:11
Last Hand #1052359279
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $200/$400
Button is at seat 3
Seat 3: Crocetti - $5,190
Seat 6: Imrblaf - $6,810
Moving Button to seat 6
Crocetti posts ante of $50
Imrblaf posts ante of $50
Imrblaf posts small blind ($200)
Crocetti posts big blind ($400)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
Imrblaf raises to $6,760 (all-in)
Crocetti calls $5,140 (all-in)
Returning $1,620 to Imrblaf uncalled
Crocetti shows
Imrblaf shows
Dealing Flop
Dealing Turn
Dealing River
Imrblaf has Full House, 4s over Jacks
Imrblaf wins $10,380 with: Full House, 4s over Jacks
Seat 3: Crocetti - $0
Seat 6: Imrblaf - $12,000
End Of Hand #1052359645
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Crocetti 394 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:44 by Crocetti

HA HA HA HA HA

Table #21996635 - STT #13437739
Starting Hand #1052380665
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 13:36:07
Last Hand #1052380342
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $500/$1,000
Button is at seat 5
Seat 3: Crocetti - $5,505
Seat 5: DrGreggles - $6,495
Moving Button to seat 3
Crocetti posts ante of $125
DrGreggles posts ante of $125
Crocetti posts small blind ($500)
DrGreggles posts big blind ($1,000)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Crocetti chuckles.
Dealing to Crocetti
Crocetti calls $1,000
DrGreggles raises to $6,370 (all-in)
Crocetti says oops.
Crocetti calls $5,380 (all-in)
Returning $990 to DrGreggles uncalled
Crocetti shows
DrGreggles shows
Dealing Flop
DrGreggles: raggy aces
Dealing Turn
DrGreggles: no
Dealing River
DrGreggles has Straight, 5 high
DrGreggles: 444444444444
Crocetti has Straight, 5 high
DrGreggles ties, and wins $5,505 with: Straight, 5 high
Crocetti ties, and wins $5,505 with: Straight, 5 high
Crocetti: omg
Seat 3: Crocetti - $5,505
Seat 5: DrGreggles - $6,495
Crocetti: my luck
DrGreggles: yesssss
End Of Hand #1052380665

and the head shot

Table #21996635 - STT #13437739
Starting Hand #1052382703
Start time of hand: 17 Nov 2009 13:38:15
Last Hand #1052382135
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $500/$1,000
Button is at seat 3
Seat 3: Crocetti - $5,505
Seat 5: DrGreggles - $6,495
Moving Button to seat 5
Crocetti posts ante of $125
DrGreggles posts ante of $125
DrGreggles posts small blind ($500)
Crocetti posts big blind ($1,000)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing to Crocetti
DrGreggles calls $1,000
Crocetti raises to $5,380 (all-in)
DrGreggles calls $5,380
Crocetti shows
DrGreggles shows
Dealing Flop
Dealing Turn
DrGreggles: fook
Dealing River
Crocetti has One Pair: 3s
DrGreggles has Two Pairs: Jacks, 3s
DrGreggles wins $11,010 with: Two Pairs: Jacks, 3s
DrGreggles: no
Seat 3: Crocetti - $0
Seat 5: DrGreggles - $12,000
DrGreggles: ul
DrGreggles: gg
End Of Hand #1052382703

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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CheezYCheezY 350 posts Pufferfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:59 by CheezYCheezY

Hmmmz so you make a thread about all the so called bad beats you get when most of em ur just slightly ahead with just 2 live cards and stuff..

hope noone pays too much attention to ur post like i already did cos really its a complete waste of time and server space sad
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IneedUrChips 4636 posts Box Jellyfish

Posted: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:49 by IneedUrChips

Edited: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:50 by IneedUrChips

Dealing to Crocetti
Crocetti calls $1,000
DrGreggles raises to $6,370 (all-in)
Crocetti says oops.
Crocetti calls $5,380 (all-in)
Returning $990 to DrGreggles uncalled
Crocetti shows
DrGreggles shows

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LIMPING ACES AND GET WTFPWNEDDDDDD!
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