the NUTS on pkr

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 18:48 by jaywhat

Its only the nuts if its offsuit!!

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 18:50 by IbanezJS

okay now the experiment only includes J-7 off i will fold every suited one

will try to make 20 of them and if i win more than 15 i will write a poker book

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 18:59 by jimmyfizzels

Table #20072155 - Tournament #12302694 Table #2
Starting Hand #967369117
Start time of hand: 15 Sep 2009 18:56:11
Last Hand #967368307
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $400/$800
Button is at seat 4
Seat 4: Pimprenelle - $5,765
Seat 6: jimmyfizzels - $12,235
Moving Button to seat 6
Pimprenelle posts ante of $100
jimmyfizzels posts ante of $100
jimmyfizzels posts small blind ($400)
Pimprenelle posts big blind ($800)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Jd 7s] to jimmyfizzels
jimmyfizzels calls $800
Pimprenelle raises to $5,665 (all-in)
jimmyfizzels calls $5,665
Pimprenelle shows [6s Ah]
jimmyfizzels shows [Jd 7s]
Dealing Flop [5h Jc Td]
Dealing Turn [Ks]
Dealing River [7h]
Pimprenelle has High Card: Ace
jimmyfizzels has Two Pairs: Jacks, 7s
jimmyfizzels wins $11,530 with: Two Pairs: Jacks, 7s
Pimprenelle acknowledges a nice hand.
Seat 4: Pimprenelle - $0
Seat 6: jimmyfizzels - $18,000
End Of Hand #967369117

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:15 by IbanezJS

yea offsuit.....

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:20 by jaywhat

Look its simples....

Table #18636560 - STT #11470764
Starting Hand #902810654
Start time of hand: 27 Jul 2009 18:59:51
Last Hand #902807608
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $20/$40
Button is at seat 9
Seat 1: Diesel69a (bounty value $5, bounty won $0) - $1,670
Seat 2: dav20000 (bounty value $5, bounty won $0) - $1,650
Seat 3: jaywhat (bounty value $11.25, bounty won $18.75) - $6,160
Seat 9: megs456 (bounty value $6.25, bounty won $3.75) - $5,520
Moving Button to seat 1
dav20000 posts small blind ($20)
jaywhat posts big blind ($40)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [7h Js] to jaywhat
megs456: i was gonner go all in
megs456 folds
Diesel69a: jus reported u dopes
megs456: bastrd
dav20000: lol
Diesel69a: lol
megs456: miissed it chatting *!?@
Diesel69a: come on..
megs456: lololol
Diesel69a: share chips now
dav20000: thought u had better
megs456 laughs her *** off.
Diesel69a did not respond in time and is folded
Diesel69a folds
megs456: lol
dav20000 calls $40
megs456: lmfao
jaywhat raises to $6,160 (all-in)
dav20000 calls $1,650 (all-in)
megs456: dav
Returning $4,510 to jaywhat uncalled
dav20000 shows [Qh Qc]
jaywhat shows [7h Js]
Dealing Flop [2c 6s 8h]
megs456: ffs
Dealing Turn [Jc]
Dealing River [Jd]
megs456: gl guys
jaywhat has Three of a Kind: Jacks
jaywhat wins $3,300 with: Three of a Kind: Jacks
jaywhat wins $3.75 bounty prize
jaywhat bounty value increases by $1.25
jaywhat cheers.
XxMikeyJxX: lmaooo
megs456: go on jay
dav20000 cheers.
Seat 1: Diesel69a (bounty value $5, bounty won $0) - $1,670
Seat 2: dav20000 (bounty value $0, bounty won $0) - $0
Seat 3: jaywhat (bounty value $12.50, bounty won $22.50) - $7,810
Seat 9: megs456 (bounty value $6.25, bounty won $3.75) - $5,520
jaywhat: 7J ftw
End Of Hand #902810654


Table #18636560 - STT #11470764
Starting Hand #902819190
Start time of hand: 27 Jul 2009 19:05:07
Last Hand #902815905
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $30/$60
Button is at seat 1
Seat 1: Diesel69a (bounty value $5, bounty won $0) - $1,670
Seat 3: jaywhat (bounty value $12.50, bounty won $22.50) - $8,101
Seat 9: megs456 (bounty value $6.25, bounty won $3.75) - $5,229
Moving Button to seat 3
megs456 posts small blind ($30)
Diesel69a posts big blind ($60)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Js 7h] to jaywhat
jaywhat raises to $8,101 (all-in)
megs456 folds
Diesel69a calls $1,670 (all-in)
Returning $6,431 to jaywhat uncalled
Diesel69a shows [Qc Kh]
jaywhat shows [Js 7h]
Dealing Flop [3c 9s 8d]
Dealing Turn [7s]
jaywhat laughs his *** off.
Dealing River [9d]
jaywhat has Two Pairs: 9s, 7s
jaywhat wins $3,370 with: Two Pairs: 9s, 7s
jaywhat wins $3.75 bounty prize
jaywhat bounty value increases by $1.25
jaywhat: BOSH!
Seat 1: Diesel69a (bounty value $0, bounty won $0) - $0
Seat 3: jaywhat (bounty value $13.75, bounty won $26.25) - $9,801
Seat 9: megs456 (bounty value $6.25, bounty won $3.75) - $5,199
End Of Hand #902819190

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:24 by Pkr1princess

Lmao quality, sooo going to try this from on lol

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:28 by jimmyfizzels

this is quite something lol

ps
Diesel69a: jus reported u dopes
megs456: bastrd

fantastic lol

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:34 by jaywhat

^^^^^^^
It was a friendly forumite SnG and he sat down in the spare seat, he thought we were all cheating!! LOL

Was so funny, I think I took 6 out in the 1st hand when we min raised "a la croft" styley, I had something like 810 and rivered a straight!! LOL

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:34 by IbanezJS

princess....if u win a pot in cash game with that hand u know u gotta pay me 20% of it.....that remains 80 for you....good deal isnt it?

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:37 by IbanezJS

i am in the prime time #2 right now watch this

Table #20074535 - Tournament #12194161 Table #15
Starting Hand #967423497
Start time of hand: 15 Sep 2009 19:32:30
Last Hand #967422133
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $10/$20
Button is at seat 8
Seat 1: kraftwerk71 - $1,040
Seat 2: Be551e - $2,590
Seat 3: Supergiga - $1,020
Seat 4: hepi08 - $3,150
Seat 5: IbanezJS - $1,410
Seat 6: BillyBones - $1,430
Seat 7: fasteddy69 - $1,610
Seat 8: JimmyP - $1,470
Seat 9: ScottyStarburst - $1,280
Moving Button to seat 9
kraftwerk71 posts small blind ($10)
Be551e posts big blind ($20)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Jd 7c] to IbanezJS
cobretti brings $1,210 to table 20074535
cobretti has joined from Tournament Table #23
Supergiga did not respond in time and is folded
Supergiga folds
hepi08 folds
IbanezJS calls $20
BillyBones calls $20
fasteddy69 folds
JimmyP folds
ScottyStarburst folds
kraftwerk71 calls $20
Be551e checks
Dealing Flop [3h Ts 4d]
kraftwerk71 checks
Be551e checks
IbanezJS checks
BillyBones checks
Dealing Turn [9s]
kraftwerk71 checks
Be551e checks
IbanezJS checks
BillyBones bets $40
kraftwerk71 folds
Be551e calls $40
IbanezJS calls $40 <----got to with the nuts
Dealing River [7s]
Be551e checks
IbanezJS checks
BillyBones checks
BillyBones shows [Qh Jc] <----sweet
BillyBones has High Card: Queen
Be551e shows [Jh Kd] <-----haha
Be551e has High Card: King
IbanezJS shows [Jd 7c]
IbanezJS has One Pair: 7s
IbanezJS wins $200 with: One Pair: 7s
Seat 1: kraftwerk71 - $1,020
Seat 2: Be551e - $2,530
Seat 3: Supergiga - $1,020
Seat 4: hepi08 - $3,150
Seat 5: IbanezJS - $1,550
Seat 6: BillyBones - $1,370
Seat 7: fasteddy69 - $1,610
Seat 8: JimmyP - $1,470
Seat 9: ScottyStarburst - $1,280
Seat 10: cobretti - $1,210
End Of Hand #967423497

next time i raise preflop

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:41 by jaywhat

No u dont raise, u just shove it pre!!

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:45 by jimmyfizzels

lol crazy

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 19:52 by IbanezJS

omg i gotta make i thread u wont believe whats happening in the prime time right now at my table....

kraftwerk71 (whoever she is) calls all ins....all in one row i post hh after this in a new one
she wins AK vs KK she wins AQ vs AK and she wins AQ vs JJ.......
thought thats it but then a new luckbox appeared and went called an all in with A-10...other guy AA....board JQK...str8

wth prime time is rigged haha

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 20:12 by jimmyfizzels

boo hoo lol

Table #20075231 - Tournament #12304383 Table #2
Starting Hand #967479710
Start time of hand: 15 Sep 2009 20:08:53
Last Hand #967478101
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $75/$150
Button is at seat 1
Seat 1: PokeHonta - $2,060
Seat 3: bluesbrother1988 - $1,870
Seat 4: jimmyfizzels - $2,010
Seat 5: dreman666 - $710
Seat 6: wimmes - $1,080
Moving Button to seat 3
jimmyfizzels posts small blind ($75)
dreman666 posts big blind ($150)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Jd 7c] to jimmyfizzels
wimmes raises to $300
PokeHonta folds
bluesbrother1988 folds
jimmyfizzels raises to $2,010 (all-in)
wimmes can't believe it.
dreman666 folds
wimmes calls $1,080 (all-in)
Returning $930 to jimmyfizzels uncalled
jimmyfizzels shows [Jd 7c]
wimmes shows [8d 8h]
Dealing Flop [4d 7d 3h]
Dealing Turn [Kd]
Dealing River [2c]
jimmyfizzels has One Pair: 7s
wimmes has One Pair: 8s
wimmes wins $2,310 with: One Pair: 8s
Seat 1: PokeHonta - $2,060
Seat 3: bluesbrother1988 - $1,870
Seat 4: jimmyfizzels - $930
Seat 5: dreman666 - $560
Seat 6: wimmes - $2,310
End Of Hand #967479710

i really thought it was coming when i hit the 7 lmao

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 20:22 by IbanezJS

as i said only 99.99& this makes J-7 loose one in 10.000.....happens but not very often

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Posted: 15-Sep-2009 23:57 by jimmyfizzels

Table #20082217 - STT #12309116
Starting Hand #967795329
Start time of hand: 15 Sep 2009 23:54:39
Last Hand #967793389
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $30/$60
Button is at seat 5
Seat 1: Tweedheads - $2,160
Seat 2: jimmyfizzels - $1,500
Seat 3: zycky - $3,640
Seat 5: BenMort - $1,180
Seat 6: jojolembrouille - $520
Moving Button to seat 6
Tweedheads posts small blind ($30)
jimmyfizzels posts big blind ($60)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [4s 5c] to jimmyfizzels
zycky folds
BenMort folds
jojolembrouille raises to $520 (all-in)
Tweedheads calls $520
jimmyfizzels folds
Tweedheads shows [7s Ad]
jojolembrouille shows [3c As]
Dealing Flop [Jd Jc 2s]
Dealing Turn [Jh]
Dealing River [7c]
jojolembrouille has Three of a Kind: Jacks
Tweedheads has Full House, Jacks over 7s
Tweedheads wins $1,100 with: Full House, Jacks over 7s
Seat 1: Tweedheads - $2,740
Seat 2: jimmyfizzels - $1,440
Seat 3: zycky - $3,640
Seat 5: BenMort - $1,180
Seat 6: jojolembrouille - $0
End Of Hand #967795329


lol jack seven

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Posted: 16-Sep-2009 11:51 by jabbabuck

u guys r crazy lol

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Posted: 17-Sep-2009 17:38 by gpj77

not so fun when its played against u.

Dealing [8s 8d] to gpj77
elenikam raises $1,500 (all-in)
gpj77 calls $1,500 (all-in)
captainpavel folds
Aegyssus07 folds
gpj77 can't believe it.
shanexoxoxo calls $1,500 (all-in)
gpj77 shows [8s 8d]
shanexoxoxo shows [7c Jh]
Dealing Flop [8h Ah 4c]
Dealing Turn [Td]
Dealing River [9d]
gpj77 has Three of a Kind: 8s
shanexoxoxo has Straight, Jack high
gpj77 remarks on that being unlucky.
shanexoxoxo wins $3,040 with: Straight, Jack high

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Posted: 17-Sep-2009 18:30 by IbanezJS

yea sure it isnt but u cant win against the nuts !!

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Posted: 17-Sep-2009 18:57 by jimmyfizzels

^^^^^^

hes right im converted the new nuts

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Posted: 18-Sep-2009 06:02 by jessthehuman

this changes everything.

I knew all those starting hands charts were BS.

I will be winner now.

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Posted: 18-Sep-2009 07:41 by KenyGG

I'm confused, lol

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Posted: 18-Sep-2009 08:33 by jimmyfizzels

I'm confused, lol

KenyGG, 18/09/2009

dont be you get jack 7 off suit shove easy as that lol

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Posted: 18-Sep-2009 10:57 by NexusWR

Table #17094574 - Tournament #10316925 Table #21
Starting Hand #833520674
Start time of hand: 09 Jun 2009 21:52:55
Last Hand #833518706
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $400/$800
Button is at seat 3
Seat 1: rickle - $17,427
Seat 3: slibo31 - $11,925
Seat 4: doubleups - $5,160
Seat 5: dan3906 - $20,846
Seat 6: MuruK - $10,066
Seat 7: NexusWR - $16,544
Seat 9: Braveheart26 - $18,677
Seat 10: shrimpette - $10,030
Moving Button to seat 4
rickle posts ante of $100
slibo31 posts ante of $100
doubleups posts ante of $100
dan3906 posts ante of $100
MuruK posts ante of $100
NexusWR posts ante of $100
Braveheart26 posts ante of $100
shrimpette posts ante of $100
dan3906 posts small blind ($400)
MuruK posts big blind ($800)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Jc 7s] to NexusWR
NexusWR raises to $2,400
Braveheart26 folds
shrimpette folds
rickle folds
slibo31 folds
doubleups folds
dan3906 folds
MuruK calls $2,400
Dealing Flop [4c 9s Jh]
MuruK checks
NexusWR bets $3,200
MuruK raises to $7,566 (all-in)
NexusWR calls $7,566
MuruK shows [Qs As]
NexusWR shows [Jc 7s]
Dealing Turn [4d]
Dealing River [8h]
MuruK has One Pair: 4s
NexusWR has Two Pairs: Jacks, 4s
NexusWR wins $21,132 with: Two Pairs: Jacks, 4s
Seat 1: rickle - $17,327
Seat 3: slibo31 - $11,825
Seat 4: doubleups - $5,060
Seat 5: dan3906 - $20,346
Seat 6: MuruK - $0
Seat 7: NexusWR - $27,610
Seat 9: Braveheart26 - $18,577
Seat 10: shrimpette - $9,930
End Of Hand #833520674

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Posted: 18-Sep-2009 10:57 by NexusWR

Table #16445256 - STT #10140587
Starting Hand #804208819
Start time of hand: 16 May 2009 17:02:35
Last Hand #804208356
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $150/$300
Button is at seat 2
Seat 2: MarcusDenus - $984
Seat 5: NexusWR - $2,370
Seat 6: pethoka - $1,094
Seat 7: TheLemm - $1,719
Seat 9: DamoC1 - $2,345
Seat 10: KAZAOU - $6,488
Moving Button to seat 2
NexusWR posts small blind ($150)
pethoka posts big blind ($300)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Jd 7c] to NexusWR
TheLemm performs his twirl.
KAZAOU: u do the raise nex?
KAZAOU: i will fold i think
NexusWR laughs out loud at KAZAOU.
KAZAOU says yes to herself.
TheLemm folds
NexusWR says no kidding to KAZAOU.
DamoC1 folds
KAZAOU folds
TheLemm says no thanks.
KAZAOU says yes to herself.
MarcusDenus calls $300
KAZAOU cheers at MarcusDenus.
NexusWR raises to $2,370 (all-in)
pethoka folds
MarcusDenus calls $984 (all-in)
Returning $1,386 to NexusWR uncalled
MarcusDenus shows [6d 6h]
NexusWR shows [Jd 7c]
KAZAOU gives NexusWR the thumbs up.
Dealing Flop [Js Qd 3h]
TheLemm chuckles.
Dealing Turn [4s]
Dealing River [2d]
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
NexusWR has One Pair: Jacks
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
NexusWR wins $2,268 with: One Pair: Jacks
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: jj
KAZAOU: j
KAZAOU: j
TheLemm says well played.
KAZAOU: j
Seat 2: MarcusDenus - $0
Seat 5: NexusWR - $3,654
Seat 6: pethoka - $794
Seat 7: TheLemm - $1,719
Seat 9: DamoC1 - $2,345