Bounty form guide - 14 October

PKR_Andy

Question: "Will you be looking for another five-way chop after Dan goes out early?"

Answer: "No I’m looking for a one-way chop after Danski, Jabba, Jake, Scott and Paulie all go out early. Chopping is for the weak."

Prediction: When the going gets weak, the weak get chopping - look for the IM's to fly from a desperate Andy starting around 18:30 GMT.

 

PKR_Danski

Question: "You keep losing with the same style - is there a satisfaction that comes with remaining so consistent?"

Answer: My job is to cause as much havoc at the table as I can, busting some folks but leaving some lucky punter with the chip lead by the end of level one. No one likes a nitty bounty…

Prediction for tonight: More bullsh*t excuses.

 

PKR_Scott

Question: "You recently played in the WSOPE and didn’t win anything. Are you planning to play better tonight?"

Answer: "Indeed I am, although from playing a donkament like the WSOPE, to the Bounty will be a step up in playing level : )"

Prediction: Everyone knows that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, so I'm totally confident that Scott is going to be very strong in the bounty. Oh yea. He's going to be great. Seriously.
 

PKR_Paulie

Question: "You’ve been on the Cardroom team for several months now and yet you’re still good at poker. What’s your secret?"

Answer: "Haha thank you. Although I’m not sure everyone would agree with that.

I guess Neil's nittyness, Jabba's over-aggression and Dankski's errrr.... ego? (or his body odour?) are things I’ve tried to avoid, I don’t need any more leaks in my game!

Please edit to make me sound more funny and intelligent if possible.

In fact, I’d probably be happy for you to make up a more relevant quote and I’ll just pretend I said it." [ED: No problem - I've got your back bro!]

Prediction: Dead money walking. Paul will be too distracted by his recently diminished career prospects within the PKR Cardroom team to concentrate on poker.

 

PKR_Jake

Question: You're overdue a victory. Are you planning on looking at your cards this time?

Answer: "I'm planning on doing a lot more than looking at my cards - I have a feeling that I will be the last bounty standing! To all the bounty hunters out there, come and get it!"

Prediction: As someone who desperately hopes Jake will take him on one of his many fantastic VIP adventures - I predict more amazing poker from this kind, intelligent and generous human being.

PKR_Jabba

Question: "After your win last week, you have to be considered the favourite to last longest tonight. How does it feel to be on top after such an astonishingly long, agonising run of futility?"

Answer: No response as yet from James

Prediction: James is still in shock after last week. Tell him how great he is and he'll gladly donk his chips off to you in gratitude.