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Message from Jimejack - 16 Feb 2010 10:00
Did you know velvet, if you have skillful nimble fingers & a bit of patience, you can fold a baby kangaroo so it fits in an oven glove, not an adult kangaroo that would be silly.
: o )
Message from Jimejack - 15 Feb 2010 23:11
Hey velvet just wondering, if you fancy going out for a bowl of rice krispies sometime, then we can swing back to mine & you can rub mushy peas into my thighs, if your not to busy that is.
Yours truly
Jippa Jank Jackalpap :)
Message from friedagaric - 11 Feb 2010 21:44
Thank you so much for adding your comments against PKRs attitude to women. I was beginning to think I was the only one fuming xxx
Message from Pkr1princess - 06 Jan 2010 23:13
hey hon, my private mtt is on the 8th, Break Thru structure, password is Majella, hope you can make it x
Message from Pkr1princess - 22 Dec 2009 21:01
Wishing you a very Happy Christmas and hoping all your dreams come true in the New Year, xx
Message from Jimejack - 22 Dec 2009 20:43
Ho ho ho merry xmas Velly snaw, I think i will buy the kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
:) xxx
Message from Psycho1984 - 07 Dec 2009 17:23
yw miss but you know only 50% now lol there still ppl that go faster
Message from hicko715 - 31 Oct 2009 13:35
Smiths fan?????
Simply amazing.
Message from Jimejack - 05 Oct 2009 20:12
Ty velly, crap joke for you
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? 'Well, 'says the vet, 'let's have a look at him' so he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says ' I'm going to have to put him down. 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' No, because he's really heavy'
:P
Message from Jimejack - 23 Sep 2009 18:29
Jimejack returns :)
Message from gaztheyorkie - 19 Aug 2009 06:08
LOL at jimes msg ...i cnt add owt now ;)
Message from Jimejack - 28 Jul 2009 22:18
Hello big tits ;)